Ashutosh Kaushik and his ‘kamaal ki’ English knowledge. Diana Heyden is teaching English to Ashutosh to make him Mr. World and not MTV Roadies.

Ashutosh owns Dhaba (road side eatery) in Saharanpur. He is poora UP ka bhaiya. He is also known for his not so great English and he feels proud (He should be) in saying that he doesn’t know English. Ashutosh was telling Diana Heyden few interesting stories of himself and his family. Couple of instances to narrate here.

First one goes like this. One of the Ashutosh's friends asked him to be ready for someone's condolence and come with him right away. Ashutosh was not knowing anything about condolence word and he thought that his friend wanted him to go somewhere (like mall). Ashutosh told his friend that we will go some other day as he is not in mood of going to condolence today. His friend asked him to go today only. Ashutosh again refused to go same day. Later he found out the meaning of condolence and .... Kya Ashu bhaiya ... pooch hi leta ... chal koi nahin ... tere uncle to aur bhi bade ******* nikale ...

Second one. Ashutosh won MTV roadies show and went to his hometown Saharanpur to meet his family and Uncle. Uncle sees him and told everyone in the room that Ashutosh is very Se*ful. Ashu bhaiye ko itna to pata tha ki Se*ful kya hota hai that's why he blushed. On repeated mentioning of S*xful word from his uncle, he asked his uncle of his intention. Everyone came to know that Uncle wanted to say that Ashutosh is very successful and not S*xful. ha ha ha. Ashu .. tussi great ho ... we love you for whatever you are ...